Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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