You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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