And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
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