Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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