He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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