I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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