I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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