the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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