you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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