the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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