Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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