I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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