I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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