I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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