I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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