do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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