GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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