I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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