Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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