An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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