first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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