ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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