We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Randomize
