I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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