Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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