Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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