She announced her abortion via fbk
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
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