I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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