Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Jerry, you need to find god
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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