We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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