people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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