ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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