How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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