Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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