Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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