Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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