your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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