White coat. Heels.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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