I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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