its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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