How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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