i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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