the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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