I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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