Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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