You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize