evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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