I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
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