that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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