So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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