Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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