She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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