so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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