turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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