He is such a slut. More and more my type.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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